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Post by fluke on Mar 13, 2009 15:50:08 GMT -5
Quoth,
I love that Nanny Ogg quote!
Here are some of mine: 1. - "But I don't believe in reincarnation!" he protested. - SQUEAK. - And this, Mr Pounder understood with absolute rodent clarity, meant: Reincarnation believes in you.
2. "Morituri Nolumus Mori"
3. "I name you ... Esmeralda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre!"
4. For if he succeeds, he's got no wife, no child, no riches, no fame - all that will simply vanish. But if he doesn't try, he wouldn't be Sam Vimes.
5. 'You just can't imagine what it was like in here, sir.' 'I think I can,' said Moist. 'I doubt if you can, sir.' 'I can, really.' 'I'm sure you can't, sir.' 'I can! All right?' shouted Moist. 'Do you think I can't see all those little chalk outlines? Now can we get on with it before I throw up?'
6. And the good thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires.
Answers 1. Maskerade 2. Rincewind in The Last Hero. "We who are about to die don't want to." 3. Carpe Jugulum 4. Night Watch (from the book jacket, but it counts) 5. Going Postal Stanley and Moist 6. Going Postal Moist's thoughts.
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Post by koolteskip on Mar 24, 2009 17:46:54 GMT -5
I have new ones!
1. "Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be." 2. "Cheeky bulls down the warf!" 3. "Get him a f***ing drink!" 4. "To obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you can do." 5. "Tell my son what time his father died. Tell him--" "No. He won't even know your name." 6. "I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherf*****... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!" 7. "The moon will be full in three days. Your spirit shall forever remain among the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all memory of you shall fade in time. And we'll vanish along with it. You will never see us again." 8."The door is locked." "In that case, make your own door."
1-3=Australia 4-8=Pan's Labyrinth
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Post by duchessashley on Mar 27, 2009 17:39:27 GMT -5
I've recently discovered Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. There are some terribly funny and wondrous lines...
"A stroke, you unbrookable ninny. The only stroke I have ever had is one of genius."
"I've hired an accountant." "What?" "It's a cross between a counter and a mutant."
"We have got to buy the dragon a toothbrush, Your Excellency. After devouring most of the township, his breath is just awful!" "He ate the town?!" "He ate the baker and his wife, he ate... the woodsmith and his three sons, and then for sweets - come closer - he ate the cobbler."
"Hey, pants!" "What about them?" "Nothing, just [dances] pants!"
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