Post by newburydave on Nov 14, 2011 22:23:16 GMT -5
Cranberry oatmeal cookies, as in "Homemade Cranberry Oatmeal Cookies"?
;D If I wasn't on a diet I'd volunteer to take the next tribute package to them.
Hey! Wait a minute! 
We won the last war; how come we're sending them tribute. Did somebody from the state department or congress negotiate that treaty?
Gnomes! It's always about the gnomes! If I run for president I know what I'll use for a campaign slogan
"IT'S THE GNOMES, STUPID!"
<mutter, mutter>
(Never should have let Tinkerbell sprinkle that fairy dust on the garden. But, noooo...something interesting might happen... where's your sense of adventure .... we're Sf writers, we can contain the damages. Yeah right! It turns out they breed like rabbits and the next thing we know they escaped and went to work for the IRS.
Don't say I didn't try to warn you. The only good gnome is a petrified one!)
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna keep my Kill-O-Zap death ray right next to my garden hoe from now on, just in case. (Gnomes.... brrrr)
SGD
dave
PS. Oh, and did anyone warn you that we can get a bit weird around here sometimes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crunch<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Ouch!! Over there.... that Gnome bit me. He's getting away with the cranberry oatmeal cookie plate!
Stop! You thieving stone block head .....
;D If I wasn't on a diet I'd volunteer to take the next tribute package to them.
Hey! Wait a minute! 
We won the last war; how come we're sending them tribute. Did somebody from the state department or congress negotiate that treaty? Gnomes! It's always about the gnomes! If I run for president I know what I'll use for a campaign slogan"IT'S THE GNOMES, STUPID!"
<mutter, mutter>
(Never should have let Tinkerbell sprinkle that fairy dust on the garden. But, noooo...something interesting might happen... where's your sense of adventure .... we're Sf writers, we can contain the damages. Yeah right! It turns out they breed like rabbits and the next thing we know they escaped and went to work for the IRS.
Don't say I didn't try to warn you. The only good gnome is a petrified one!)Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna keep my Kill-O-Zap death ray right next to my garden hoe from now on, just in case. (Gnomes.... brrrr)
SGD
dave
PS. Oh, and did anyone warn you that we can get a bit weird around here sometimes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crunch<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Ouch!! Over there.... that Gnome bit me. He's getting away with the cranberry oatmeal cookie plate!
Stop! You thieving stone block head .....
Best of luck with your book! 